28 July, 2009

Deluge in Delhi

What do you do when you realize that the entire day’s work has been lost because you replaced (this is the operative word here replaced) the new file with an old one of the same name? And then, to add to your mortification, a perfect storm picks up outdoors. Swaying trees, torrential rains, special effect-like lightning, thunder, flooded roads, wet scurrying people. The works.

Half past nine on a monsoon night. People getting wet. Pee getting washed off the numerous pee soaked walls of Delhi. Birds were shivering. Traffic jams a-building. “Sonam” cab service sent us a car (whoever heard of a Sonam cab service?). Anyway, out we ventured into the dark stormy night. Neon lights flickered over soggy stalls of whatever. Lightning tore across the inky sky, illuminating washed out dogs, sodden motorcyclists and glistening trees alike. Thunder raged across the heavens, competing with the cacophony of the downpour. Water gushed from everywhere possible. Our car raced through puddles, sending sprays of water on everything that dared to cross its path. We exchanged suitably abusive language with the guy we drenched on his lookatme bike. There were enough broken down DTC buses and marooned cyclists to certify the monsoons had finally arrived in Delhi.

Delhi was under deluge. The journey was interesting – I got an education in the transport systems of Calcutta from Sujati (ha ha ha), which made me want to visit the city more than ever (it definitely goes on my list of places to travel to along with Pondicherry, Andaman & Nicobar, Sikkim and Gujarat), we nearly had a gazillion accidents, dodging potholes and second guessing similar surprises like speed breakers and open manholes was quickly developed into an art...in short it was an eventful drive on a backdrop of a movie-like scenario (really, superheroes were just waiting to appear).

Then I got stuck (ohsostuck) in a never ending ribbon of various modes of transportation, stretching over kilometers. Barely functional autos, spewing out copious quantities of fumes, big bad buses which hogged most of the road, tractors which moved slower than each other, two wheelers of various shapes and sizes filling into any lacuna they could perceive, cars – elegant so-not-fit-for-monsoon sedans and burly high end I-can-hog-large-chunks-of-the-road SUVs. A friendship sprung up between the taxi driver and I, where topics of conversation ranged from traffic woes in Delhi, to the construction of the Metro and its side effects, to the child wailing in the next car, the surprising weather conditions, his inability to understand Delhi roads and my ability to give last minute swerve-crazily-or-you-will-miss directions. He was as new to Delhi as the rains and appeared just as lost.

The radio station played a Floyd number and managed to surprise me. Then they followed it with Michael Jackson and won me over with their predictability. A man in the next car was reading a book, the name of which I didn’t manage to catch. A dog waded through the river and looked at me with forlorn eyes. A breeze started and shook a few bougainvillea flowers which stained the divider with their scarlet exuberance (bougainvillea flowers have so much character, it’s inspiring). It was post twelve and dreams beckoned with their characteristic naivety. I reached home at some ungodly hour and got another glare from the madamji-aap-itne-late-kyun-aate-ho guard. He laughed at my wet clothes and I pointed to his folded pants.

The deluge, it had done wonderful things to my state of mind. And I thanked you for this cruel summer. It made the rain that much funner. (Wow I am thinking in rhyme now!)


  1. This was a deluge of description really. But all of it, needless to say, made for good reading.

    But why Gujarat? Yahaan kuchh nahi hai! The place is dry, literally, metaphorically and every other -ally.

  2. Anonymous11:55 am

    Delhi Woman, stay away from meeeee.

  3. Marvin11:59 am

    coming back to life was so predictable. but Gujarat is not as dry as Krishna makes it out to be. well maybe literally. but not figuratively. all we did was live in an oasis all our years. what does that tell us about a place?

  4. Piper: Why Gujarat you ask? because it's one part of India I have never been exposed to. In any way.

    Anon: Fine by me

    Marvin: Sometimes predictability isn't all that bad. Just because its an overplayed song doesn't make it any smaller. Don't overrate novelty.

  5. Marvin11:19 pm


  6. Anonymous4:54 am

    C'mon woman, spice things up. Don't be so uptight.


  7. Think in rhyme, Chandni! Or not! We want the next post! Pretty please?! :P

  8. Anonymous7:55 pm


  9. The blog teaches me how an event can be presented in an interesting manner ( i mean, much more interesting than what it actually was), simply by virtue of language and presentation skills. An educative post for a blogger.

  10. Do you keep writing material on you? If your memory is so lame, how come you remember so much?

  11. I never have writing material on me. Usually, when I sit down to write, things come back to me. Little details even I am amazed I remembered. But my memory tends to fail in crucial places. When I need it the most.



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